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Friday, 30 January 2009
Wa-hey! It's pub time :-D

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In 13 hours I need to be in the mood for disco mayhem. I'd better start drinking now. Vodka for elevenses in the office? Let's rock.

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Wednesday, 28 January 2009
My car needs a new hyperdrive, flux capacitor & dilithium crystal. It also failed the litmus configuration. I think that's what they said.

By grantf 9 months, 4 weeks ago Add Comment
My car electrics appear to be possessed. I wonder how much the garage will charge for the exorcism? "Keep away. The sow is mine"

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Friday, 16 January 2009
Channel 4's "Plus One" is the funniest thing I've seen on telly for ages!

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Thursday, 15 January 2009
I forgot my packed lunch. The Cafeteria of Doooooom awaits...

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Wednesday, 14 January 2009
The office smells like it's on fire. RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

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Sunday, 4 January 2009
piled on a few pounds over Xmas but luckily caught a vomiting bug and spent the last 18 hours "dieting"...

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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
is preparing his nuts for tonight's party!

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Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Champagne in hand, Wayne Newton on the stereo. Secular greetings to one and all!

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Sunday, 21 December 2008
I am not a fan of dull elderly relatives arriving unannounced, especially when I'm not even dressed yet. Gits!

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Thursday, 18 December 2008
takes off his robe and wizard hat after thwarting the Cube of Devastation.

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Wednesday, 17 December 2008
got on the wrong train. Fife is lovely at this time of year...

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Monday, 15 December 2008
Rabbit, will you shut the f*ck up?! Trying to work here...

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Sunday, 14 December 2008
My 3 year old just called me a "total muppet"! I think this is a bit early for her to have realised the truth...

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Saturday, 13 December 2008
had to listen to the Jeff Buckley version of Hallelujah to erase the memory of the X Factor final.

By grantf 11 months, 2 weeks ago Add Comment
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
is trying to work from home and achieving the square root of f*ck all. Pesky kids...

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Sunday, 7 December 2008
is watching The Polar Express with his younglings.

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Saturday, 6 December 2008
The little hand says it's time to break out the Phil Spector Christmas Album.

By grantf 11 months, 3 weeks ago Add Comment
Friday, 5 December 2008
The I.T. Crowd was hilarious tonight. "God damn these electric sex pants!"

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